The Twits Give Me the Shits

She's a Bloke

From a CD by the Twits called Albert Road, also features as a live track on Play Music
(Lush Aston)

She's a bloke!!
And I thought I had it all just sorted..
I lit her a smoke..
And now I want to but her in the forehead..
Mrs Right is out there I have no doubt..
I thought we'd met but there's a bulge right were it counts
cos she's a bloke..

She's a bloke!
And I never noticed things were out of place..
It's a joke!
And my mates are all just laughing in my face..
It's not 'Chanel' I think she smells of 'Brut'
Shes a bloke, but now she's looking kind of cute...