The Twits Give Me the Shits
 

Sharon

From a CD by the Twits called Albert Road
(Les Russell, Rob Steel, Lush Aston)

Sharon I want you!
Sharon's a baby.
I think she's in her forty's.
I think she's naughty...
I love her hair.
So blonde and fair.
I know it's corny.
I think she's horny...
I try not to look.
Oh God I'm hooked...
Look at her walkin'...
I get excited when she's talkin'...
Oh God I'm gawkin...
I think she comes from Balaclava...
OY-VEY!
I think she's so good...
I just got wood...
Sharon's a lover...
She's old enough to be my mother...(well almost.)
She walks so cooly...
She's better than her friend called Julie...
Oh golly oh gee!
'Hope she likes me...