The Twits Give Me the Shits
 

Sausage

From a CD by the Twits called Albert Road, also appears on Play Music
(Les Russell, Ben Roff)

Hey there I'm the sausage king,
I eat sausage with everything,
eat it with bread eat it with leaks
eat it with ice cream I'm a sausage freak.
Eat it on Sausage Sunday,
eat it during Sausage Week..
Don't take much imagination to guess what's between my cheeks..
Because I love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love that sausage.
Hey look there's my Sausage Girl,
she'd eat every sausage in the whole world,
eat my sausage eat your sausage,
She put sausage in her moss cottage
eats so much pork by product I gotta say Oh my God I
Gotta git git git away but all I really do is say...

Yes, I did count the number of times they sing "love" in this song.