The Twits Give Me the Shits


From a CD by the Twits called Play Music

Get out of my way cause I'm coming through and I've had a vindaloo as well.
If I push too hard there'll be blood on the floor and a fucking awful smell.
Cos I'm bust in for a poo!
Poo is warm, it's wet, it stinks and it comes right out on queue.
Always use the toilet roll or your fingers will pop through.