The Twits Give Me the Shits
 

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Tracks:

  1. Boing!
  2. Porn
  3. What the Fuck are you wearin'?
  4. POO
  5. Wankin' in a public lavatory
  6. No sauce on my pie
  7. Another shit Satdee Night
  8. Bucket Fanny
  9. I feel like a dick
  10. Sausage
  11. GET FUCKED CUNT
  12. Violet Crumble
  13. I would wank 500 times
  14. Pervy in the Park
  15. She's a bloke
  16. 3RRR Tracks
  17. Mystery Track

Comments from the liner notes:

Songs wroten by (sic):

1. Boing! 
	Music Russel  Words Negro

2. Porn 
	Russel/Aston/Steel/Leary (and Imbruglia)

3. What the Fuck are you wearin'?
	Aston (Bullshit! I wrote the first line - Steely)
	(No you didn't! - Lush)
	(I wrote the bit that says "shut the door" - Fred)
	(Oh wow! You're a fuckin' genius! - Lush & Steely)

4. POO
	Russel/Steel
	(Chris wrote the "blood on the floor" bit)
	(Fred wrote the fart bit)

5. Wankin' in a public lavatory
	Music Russell  Words Aston
	Vocal Melody: Steel (Gosh, how clever)

6. No sauce on my pie
	Music Russell  Words Aston
	Chorus Russell Steel Aston Leary
	(Everyone fuckin' happy?)(I'm not! - Fred)

7. Another shit Satdee Night
	Music Aston  Words Aston  Orchestration Aston

8. Bucket Fanny
	Music Russell  Words Steel (Except for about half
	the words that I wrote - Lush)
	(Fuck right off cunt! - Steely)
	(Fuck you! I'm leavin' the band! - Lush)

9. I feel like a dick
	Aston Aston Aston Aston ME ME ME-E ME-E

10. Sausage
	Music Russell  Words Ben Roff
	(Thanks for your drummer Ben, we'll give him
	back when he grows up)

11. G*T FUCK*D CUNT
	Music Russell  Words Aston
	(Ripped off from the Speed Demons)

12. Violet Crumble
	Music & Vocal Melody Russell
	First Verse Words Russell
	Second and Third Verse Words Negro
	Forth Verse Words Aston
	Broken Glass Aston
	Backing truck into Oyster's car - Leary
	(Which the whole fuckin' band paid for buddy..
	$60 pay up..Come on)

13. I would wank 500 times
	Music The Proclaimers & Negro
	Words Aston  Vocal Timing : Nobody
	(Live from the Espy)

14. Pervy in the Park
	Russell/Steel

15. She's a bloke
	Aston

3RRR Tracks
	Aston

Mystery Track
	Oysters & Gav..

(The back cover of the insert has cartoons of the band members which I won't try to replicate in text.)

LES RUSSELL		
Guitar,
Vocals

Lush Aston
Bass,
Vocals

Chris Leary
Drums

Rob Steel
Vocals

Fred Negro
Vocals,
Horsey

Special Guests: SMEER : Guitar on 'No Sauce' 'Get Fucked' 'Sausage'
Dave Moll : Piano on 'Wanking' piano & lap steel on 'Crumble'
Fly-By Jai : Pop vocals on 'Porn'
Gavin Charles : Programming on 'Shit Satdee Night'
Nick & Dillon : The No Sauce on My Pie Choir

Recorded at Espy Recorders (R.I.P.)
Engineered by James 'Oysters' Kilpatrick
Produced by Oysters, The Twits & Beer
'Boing' Film Clip by Lush, Oysters & Fred
All artwork by Fred Negro & Lush Aston

www.the-twits.com

The Twits would like to thank...Rob Stead, Trish and all at the Espy,
Cam, Dave & The Arthouse, The Tote, The Greyhound for banning us,
Dave Stevens and all at Pure Pop (especially the receptionist with the
big tits) our road queue: Poch, Mick & Jayse, Jon Von Goes, RRR, PBS,
Phil McDougal, Kev Lobotomy, Stumpy, They Might Be Vaginas, Fred Band,
Blow Hard, SixFtHick, Digby, Soft Coks, Speed Demons, Robbie G.,
Fuck Fucks, Shonkytonk, Slick 46, Glenn & The Peanut Buttermen,
Bosum, Inpress, Beat, Brett, Duncam, The Duke of Windsor,
Mondo, Pest, Brad Moron, The Coffin Fits, Charter 77,
ZZ & Lyndall, Everyone we thanked the last time, everyone that
comes to the gigs, all the bands we ever played with and that bloke
at the end of the bar who's name we can never remember 
so we just call him "mate"