Play Music** The Twits may not necessarily play music...
Comments from the liner notes:
Songs wroten by (sic): 1. Boing! Music Russel Words Negro 2. Porn Russel/Aston/Steel/Leary (and Imbruglia) 3. What the Fuck are you wearin'? Aston (Bullshit! I wrote the first line - Steely) (No you didn't! - Lush) (I wrote the bit that says "shut the door" - Fred) (Oh wow! You're a fuckin' genius! - Lush & Steely) 4. POO Russel/Steel (Chris wrote the "blood on the floor" bit) (Fred wrote the fart bit) 5. Wankin' in a public lavatory Music Russell Words Aston Vocal Melody: Steel (Gosh, how clever) 6. No sauce on my pie Music Russell Words Aston Chorus Russell Steel Aston Leary (Everyone fuckin' happy?)(I'm not! - Fred) 7. Another shit Satdee Night Music Aston Words Aston Orchestration Aston 8. Bucket Fanny Music Russell Words Steel (Except for about half the words that I wrote - Lush) (Fuck right off cunt! - Steely) (Fuck you! I'm leavin' the band! - Lush) 9. I feel like a dick Aston Aston Aston Aston ME ME ME-E ME-E 10. Sausage Music Russell Words Ben Roff (Thanks for your drummer Ben, we'll give him back when he grows up) 11. G*T FUCK*D CUNT Music Russell Words Aston (Ripped off from the Speed Demons) 12. Violet Crumble Music & Vocal Melody Russell First Verse Words Russell Second and Third Verse Words Negro Forth Verse Words Aston Broken Glass Aston Backing truck into Oyster's car - Leary (Which the whole fuckin' band paid for buddy.. $60 pay up..Come on) 13. I would wank 500 times Music The Proclaimers & Negro Words Aston Vocal Timing : Nobody (Live from the Espy) 14. Pervy in the Park Russell/Steel 15. She's a bloke Aston 3RRR Tracks Aston Mystery Track Oysters & Gav..
(The back cover of the insert has cartoons of the band members which I won't try to replicate in text.)
LES RUSSELL Guitar, Vocals Lush Aston Bass, Vocals Chris Leary Drums Rob Steel Vocals Fred Negro Vocals, Horsey Special Guests: SMEER : Guitar on 'No Sauce' 'Get Fucked' 'Sausage' Dave Moll : Piano on 'Wanking' piano & lap steel on 'Crumble' Fly-By Jai : Pop vocals on 'Porn' Gavin Charles : Programming on 'Shit Satdee Night' Nick & Dillon : The No Sauce on My Pie Choir Recorded at Espy Recorders (R.I.P.) Engineered by James 'Oysters' Kilpatrick Produced by Oysters, The Twits & Beer 'Boing' Film Clip by Lush, Oysters & Fred All artwork by Fred Negro & Lush Aston www.the-twits.com The Twits would like to thank...Rob Stead, Trish and all at the Espy, Cam, Dave & The Arthouse, The Tote, The Greyhound for banning us, Dave Stevens and all at Pure Pop (especially the receptionist with the big tits) our road queue: Poch, Mick & Jayse, Jon Von Goes, RRR, PBS, Phil McDougal, Kev Lobotomy, Stumpy, They Might Be Vaginas, Fred Band, Blow Hard, SixFtHick, Digby, Soft Coks, Speed Demons, Robbie G., Fuck Fucks, Shonkytonk, Slick 46, Glenn & The Peanut Buttermen, Bosum, Inpress, Beat, Brett, Duncam, The Duke of Windsor, Mondo, Pest, Brad Moron, The Coffin Fits, Charter 77, ZZ & Lyndall, Everyone we thanked the last time, everyone that comes to the gigs, all the bands we ever played with and that bloke at the end of the bar who's name we can never remember so we just call him "mate"