The Twits Give Me the Shits
 

Chelsea Heights Girl

From a CD by the Twits called Albert Road, also appears on Play Music
(Lush Aston)

She comes from Chelsea Heights,
she's got a lot of love bites and she works in the Safeways at Mentone...
I walk right down here aisle, she never seems to smile.
She gives me all my change then I go home...

I've been there fifteen times for nothin'...
I've got four cupboards full of muffins...
Why don't you ask her out you gutless little shit?!
I guess I'm just a dopey Pommie git...

Her name is Britt, and I think she'd have nice tits.
And on a sunny day you can see right through her shirt...
Oh no! She's noticed me, starin' through the magazines.
I better run away before I get hurt...

Her hair is blonde and black, it hangs right down her back.
She wears jeans with the marble fade on..
Ten earings in her ears,
I'll love her all my years even though she's into 'Iron Maiden'...